Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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