he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just pee around me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize