How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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