his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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