Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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