Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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