Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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