It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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