She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
