Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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