Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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