My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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