Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
