Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
