I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
