please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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