Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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