dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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