The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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