those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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