Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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