When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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