I will die if light touches me.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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