Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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