Nicole vs. Life
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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