i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We have so much sex to catch up on
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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