your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
