Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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