I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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