Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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