You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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