If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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