Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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