i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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