I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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