Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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