So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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