There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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