The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
