Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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