Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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