Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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