just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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