I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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