Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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