Are we in a gay sports bar?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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