we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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