: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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