I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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