we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize