This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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