David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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