so explain again why im purple
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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