Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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