i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he puts the penis in happiness.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We have started to decorate penises.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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