4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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